Hello, penguins!

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Welcome to another edition of Aunt Arctic’s Article. Last time, we discussed brand new catalogs and released an announcement regarding the popular game Card-Jitsu. This week, I sat down to have a talk with the wisest penguin on the island, Sensei!

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Speaking to Sensei: An Exclusive Interview!

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Updates to Card-Jitsu are just around the corner! Therefore, I thought it would be worth a trip up to the Dojo to speak to the master himself: Sensei.

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Aunt Arctic: Hello, Sensei. I’m glad you could sit down for a chat.

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Sensei: Greetings, Aunt Arctic. The pleasure is all mine, I’m quite often seated on my cushion here in the Dojo, so this really is not much of a difference from my daily routine.

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Aunt Arctic: Now, Card-Jitsu is receiving some changes. I suppose the first question I’d like to ask is simply, why?

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Sensei: My initial execution regarding Card-Jitsu has proven to be quite difficult for students. One of the wisest things a penguin can do is admit when it’s time for a change. I began to craft these changes to the game in hopes that it will be a more enjoyable and therefore more rewarding experience.

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Aunt Arctic: Fascinating! Are you able to provide us some insight on what these changes might be?

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Sensei: I do not wish to give too much away at the moment. However, what I will say is that one’s journey to Ninja will be far more smooth. Along with this, there will be plenty of new rewards to earn by just simply participating in the game.

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Aunt Arctic: It’s great to hear how passionate you are for the success of your students! Are you going to be celebrating this occasion somehow?

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Sensei: I’ve been quite busy making changes to the game itself. However, I think we may just be able to have a small celebration for this occasion.

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Aunt Arctic: Are you able to give an estimate as to when all of this will begin?

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Sensei: I initially planned for this past week, but I want to ensure that everything goes according to plan. You can surely count on everything arriving this week, and I will be sure to visit everybody when the time comes.

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Aunt Arctic: Wow, it’s been quite sometime since you last visited penguins outside the Dojo. I look forward to hearing about it! Before we conclude this interview, do you have any advice you wish to give out to our readers about Card-Jitsu?

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Sensei: Practice makes perfect, young grasshoppers. The more you familiarize yourself with the ancient art of Card-Jitsu, the better you shall become. I hope to see you all in the Dojo with incredible excitement once these updates are ready to go.

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Aunt Arctic: You never fail to say such wise remarks. Again, thank you for your time Sensei.

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Sensei: Thank you, Aunt Arctic.

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The updates to Card-Jitsu will be arriving sometime this week! Stay tuned, penguins… or should I say… grasshoppers!

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Extra Extra!

Ask Aunt Arctic

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Dear Aunt Arctic,

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Where can I find a Hard Hat or Shovel?

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- Kashibai

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Dear Kashibai,

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I see you wish to get digging for coins! It’s quite the fun activity, you earn some income while digging and talking to other fellow penguins. Who wouldn’t enjoy that?

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Thankfully, the Mining Helmet is always available. All you have to do is head to the Cave Mine. You’ll be able to locate it underground between the Mine and Hidden Lake. To use it, be sure to only wear the Mining Helmet and dance!

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As for a shovel, those are slightly harder to come by. I don’t believe there are any available right now, but when they are they are often located in the Penguin Style catalog in the Gift Shop.

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I wish you the best of luck as you earn some coins and make new pals!

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Dear Aunt Arctic,

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How do I become a secret agent?

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- SantiShark

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Dear SantiShark, 

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Secret agent? I’m not quite sure what you’re talking about, dear. I have no information regarding this topic, sadly.

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However, if I were to put myself in a secret agent’s shoes, like the ones I watch on television, I would perhaps try to look for a secret entrance somewhere. Perhaps in a place where you would least expect it. I’d imagine this secret entrance would also require some kind of combination.

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I apologize for not having more knowledge about this, but I appreciate you being a good sport.

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Jokes

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Q: Why couldn’t the melon get married?

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A: Because they can’t-elope!

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- MosesSHTAR

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Q: What is the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?

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A: Tur-key!

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- Ooliverb

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Riddles

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Q: I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have coasts, but no sand. What am I?

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A: A map!

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- penguiguin

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Q: I am a bird, yet I cannot fly. I have tuxedo colors, yet no bowtie. What am I?

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A: A penguin!

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- Emma Frost

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If you have a question, joke, riddle, or poem to share, let your voice be heard! I’d love to hear from you. 

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Submit here at: https://tally.so/r/3lNZYX.

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That wraps up this week’s edition of Aunt Arctic’s Article! Thank you for stopping by, penguins. I’ll see you all next time!

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Until next time… waddle on!

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- Aunt Arctic